9 Female Hotties

The Teen Choice Awards are right around the corner. What does this mean? Well, this means the entire pimply-face generation of adolescents will be glued into the one award show that is tailor-made for their interests. Millions of screaming 13-year-old girls, but this one is for the pubescent teenage boys. We didn’t particularly agree with the nominees in the category of “Choice Female Hottie,” so here’s the 9Dirty version:

 

via: iMusicDaily

 

via: Jessica Simpson Online

 

via: Webmaster Talk Forums