9 Things That Make Thugs Cry

Fresh out of jail with two strikes? Well, when you get out, I’m sure that you would want to indulge in some recreational activities that might not necessarily be…let’s say…legal. But guess who pops up at your house: YOUR PAROLE OFFICER! Once you get that third strike, you will surely cry uncontrollably.

Who’s the one person that can tell a thug what to do and talk to them any kind of way? That’s right…their mother. When mom fusses at you in front of your other thug counterparts and then hauls off and slaps you, you will get teary eyed. Embarrassment to the fullest.

So these tears can either be tears of despair or tears of joy. We have all seen the Maury Povich Show. Maury conducts paternity tests to see if the guy on the show is actually the father of the woman’s child. It is usually two different scenarios. 1.) That guy who is disgusted by the woman and wants nothing to do with the baby; and 2.) The guy who has been there everyday early in the child’s life. The woman is unsure whether the guy is the father or not because she had some risque sexual activity around the time of her conception. Those words “YOU ARE / ARE NOT THE FATHER” can bring tears either way.